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"Hot tramp! Daddy's little cutie!"
So... I wish I had more time to update but you know, my life is so fabulously fun-filled that... Eh, who am I bullshitting... I'm just lazy.
This past Saturday was a blast... From what I can remember. We'll not go into that.
Sunday, however, was fantastic. Bonita's bachelorette party, the celebration started off at Jen's house in the tower district where we got drunk, ate bread, cheese and dipping veggies, played pin the boobies on the babe (PICTURES COMING SOON) and laughed a whole lot.
The fun didn't really start until we got to the titty bars!
The first one we went to was Golddiggers, which I must say was a lot classier than I thought it would be. Reminded me of how I made the money to pay for my college education. Great times were had by all, I shared a bonding moment with Veronica and Roy with a HOTT black chick grinding on my crotch. Yeah. After a while a friend of Bonita's thought it to be a good idea to visit the other titty bar in Fresno, the much less classier City Lights. Think... If Golddiggers were the strip club that I danced at, City Lights would've been the one that The Starboy danced at, yeah, donkey show and all (Ha! Bitch!)
They even sold popcorn! Imagine chillin', watching saggy titties and eating popcorn.
Well, we were there for about twenty minutes and we got kicked out. Bonita 'bout beat the shit out of one of their trashy dancers. I don't know/remember most of the details.
The evening ended at Denny's.
And then I got the flu.
Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday have been spent in bed... I hope I can make it to work tomorrow... I seriously don't like using my vacation days when I'm sick.
Anyhow... Many more exciting times to come... I'm getting the keys to my fabulous new apartment on Saturday, Bonita and Jessica's wedding next weekend, The party bus we're renting for mine and Sondra's birthday two weeks after that and going to see Madonna in Indio at Coachella the week after that... Damn, April is going to be a noteworthy month.
**EDIT**
Bonita's Bachelorette Party Photos!!!
March 31 2006, 14:51:02 UTC 6 years ago
Hope your feeling better.
:-)
D
April 3 2006, 03:02:12 UTC 6 years ago
Yeah, that little dog hated me... When I took the picture he was growling like he was the spawn of Satan.
March 31 2006, 15:39:36 UTC 6 years ago
That's awesome that you're getting your own place! BUT, don't think I'll be walking your ass home down Belmont at night!
April 3 2006, 03:03:59 UTC 6 years ago
I understand about you not wanting to walk me home, I mean, we would hate for you to take up your old profession and all, I know you're trying to turn over a new leaf and all.